Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

The dog is the god of frolic.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon hence the constant popularity of dogs.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.