I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.

Even cats grow lonely and anxious.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.