People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.

Cats don't like change without their consent.

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.