Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.

Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.

Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Let our New Year's resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word.

Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will.

All of us every single year, we're a different person. I don't think we're the same person all our lives.

I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.

Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the excitement of the moment has passed.