First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.

Celebrate what you want to see more of.

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.

I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.

Good parties create a temporary youthfulness.

I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.

If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am.