Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness but He who gave thee Soul, armed thee with resolution. Employ it, and thou art wise be wise and thou art happy.

I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.

To have the kind of year you want to have, something has to happen that you can't explain why it happened. Something has to happen that you can't coach.

Dinner was made for eating, not for talking.

I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right?

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.

What is there more kindly than the feeling between host and guest?

A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.

Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.