All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only pain we obey.

Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people come from their intelligence. They need at least a doctor who can understand this sickness.

A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Modern medicine is a negation of health. It isn't organized to serve human health, but only itself, as an institution. It makes more people sick than it heals.

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.

The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

As a medical doctor, it is my duty to evaluate the situation with as much data as I can gather and as much expertise as I have and as much experience as I have to determine whether or not the wish of the patient is medically justified.