I'm done with men... I'm going to be alone. I have no luck with relationships. I don't think I'm made for marriage.

Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking.

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

Crucial to understanding federalism in modern day America is the concept of mobility, or 'the ability to vote with your feet.' If you don't support the death penalty and citizens packing a pistol - don't come to Texas. If you don't like medicinal marijuana and gay marriage, don't move to California.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I did commit to myself that I would not jump back into being the workaholic that I can be before I gave myself an honest opportunity to create the marriage of my dreams and to create the beginning of the family of my dreams, and that took a hot second.

I love the concept of togetherness and the entwinement of marriage.

Marriage is the tomb of love.

Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.

Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is not happiness, but stability.