A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

Pink Floyd is like a marriage that's on a permanent trial separation.

Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.

The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.

A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Gay marriage is going to happen. It must.

We will see a breakdown of the family and family values if we decide to approve same-sex marriage, and if we decide to establish homosexuality as an acceptable alternative lifestyle with all the benefits that go with equating it with the heterosexual lifestyle.

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.