Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man.

In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all.

I think I have always had a little humor.

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.

Humor is the most engaging cowardice.