Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

The secret to humor is surprise.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

Humor is reason gone mad.