Quotes About Humor

I am often the brunt of my own humor.

Cynicism is humor in ill health.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee - or laugh.

And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor.

It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance.

I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card.

OK, in all seriousness, I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities, a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say and it's true, I do have a certain fondness for women that have dark hair.

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.