Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president.

Personally, I just think rap music is the best thing out there, period. If you look at my deck in my car radio, you're always going to find a hip-hop tape that's all I buy, that's all I live, that's all I listen to, that's all I love.

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?

Most people have no concept of how an automatic transmission works, yet they know how to drive a car. You don't have to study physics to understand the laws of motion to drive a car. You don't have to understand any of this stuff to use Macintosh.

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.