Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

Love, the quest marriage, the conquest divorce, the inquest.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.