The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
I can, therefore I am.
You never know what motivates you.
Only the educated are free.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.