Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.

Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.

The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and about all time.