Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.

Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.

Lack of money is the root of all evil.

When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.

We are the only real aristocracy in the world: the aristocracy of money.

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.

Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.

You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.