Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
If you think you can do it, you can.
Only the educated are free.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.