Never complain and never explain.
Always desire to learn something useful.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
It's always too early to quit.
Wherever you are - be all there.
Only the educated are free.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.