Know or listen to those who know.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Wherever you are - be all there.
Who seeks shall find.
If you think you can do it, you can.
After a storm comes a calm.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.