Only the educated are free.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
You never know what motivates you.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
If you think you can do it, you can.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
I can, therefore I am.
Wherever you are - be all there.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.