Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
After a storm comes a calm.
Who seeks shall find.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
You never know what motivates you.
Always desire to learn something useful.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
If you think you can do it, you can.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.