Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
It's always too early to quit.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.