Only the educated are free.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Know or listen to those who know.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
You never know what motivates you.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.