After a storm comes a calm.
I can, therefore I am.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Who seeks shall find.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
Only the educated are free.
You never know what motivates you.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.