Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
You never know what motivates you.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.