The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.