Quotes by Chris Rock

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.

Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.

My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.

Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.