Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

I'm not for gay marriage, but I'm not for discriminating against people.

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police.

You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.

Marriage is not a noun it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day.

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership.

Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes.

In marriage, a man becomes slack and selfish, and undergoes a fatty degeneration of his moral being.