Liars need to have good memories.

In the final analysis, the questions of why bad things happen to good people transmutes itself into some very different questions, no longer asking why something happened, but asking how we will respond, what we intend to do now that it happened.

The good parts of a book may be only something a writer is lucky enough to overhear or it may be the wreck of his whole damn life and one is as good as the other.

We ought to do good to others as simply as a horse runs, or a bee makes honey, or a vine bears grapes season after season without thinking of the grapes it has borne.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.

No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions he had money as well.

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

What good are fans? You can't eat applause for breakfast. You can't sleep with it.