Quotes About Dating

We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.

Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.

I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.

I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs.

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

You show your vulnerability through relationships, and those feelings are your soft spot. You need to have a soft spot.

Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting - a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That's the exception to the rule.