I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life.

I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine.

I stopped dating for six months a year ago. Dating requires a lot of energy and focus.

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.

I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it.

The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, there's nothing really to talk about.

Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating.