Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

Christmas is the day that holds all time together.

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

That's the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than me.

At Christmas, 'It's a Wonderful Life' makes me cry in exactly the same places every time, even though I know it's coming.

There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.

To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year.