Life, an age to the miserable, and a moment to the happy.

We are always the same age inside.

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

Old age is far more than white hair, wrinkles, the feeling that it is too late and the game finished, that the stage belongs to the rising generations. The true evil is not the weakening of the body, but the indifference of the soul.

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnity.

Those who improve with age embrace the power of personal growth and personal achievement and begin to replace youth with wisdom, innocence with understanding, and lack of purpose with self-actualization.