An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

All diseases run into one, old age.

Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Age appears to be best in four things old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Forty is the old age of youth fifty the youth of old age.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.