Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Know or listen to those who know.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
After a storm comes a calm.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
I can, therefore I am.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.