Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Well done is better than well said.
After a storm comes a calm.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Never complain and never explain.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.