Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Wherever you are - be all there.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Know or listen to those who know.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.