Well done is better than well said.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
You never know what motivates you.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Never complain and never explain.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Only the educated are free.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.