Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
After a storm comes a calm.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Know or listen to those who know.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
You never know what motivates you.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.