Well done is better than well said.
It's always too early to quit.
Never complain and never explain.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Leap, and the net will appear.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
I can, therefore I am.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.