Wherever you are - be all there.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
If you think you can do it, you can.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Well done is better than well said.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
You never know what motivates you.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.