Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Know or listen to those who know.
Well done is better than well said.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
It's always too early to quit.
I can, therefore I am.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.