Only the educated are free.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
It's always too early to quit.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Always desire to learn something useful.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Never complain and never explain.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.