If you think you can do it, you can.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Only the educated are free.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Leap, and the net will appear.
Who seeks shall find.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.