If you can dream it, you can do it.
Know or listen to those who know.
If you think you can do it, you can.
It's always too early to quit.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Well done is better than well said.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
Leap, and the net will appear.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.