I can, therefore I am.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
If you think you can do it, you can.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Know or listen to those who know.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.