My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.

Marriage requires a special talent, like acting. Monogamy requires genius.

Organized labor, if they're doing a responsible job, is going to organize the pooling of small amounts of money to protect the interests of the people who are not rich.

Lenin said that people vote with their feet. Well, that's what's happening. They either go, or they don't go. It's all politics. It's all demographics.

For me, the highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship.

You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.

You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.