I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I like children - fried.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.