Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Leap, and the net will appear.
You never know what motivates you.
After a storm comes a calm.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy.
We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think.