By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Always desire to learn something useful.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Know or listen to those who know.
Only the educated are free.
Never complain and never explain.
It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy.
We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think.