The dog that trots about finds a bone.
I can, therefore I am.
Never complain and never explain.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
It's always too early to quit.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Leap, and the net will appear.
It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy.
We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think.