Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Know or listen to those who know.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy.
We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think.