Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
If you think you can do it, you can.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
After a storm comes a calm.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
It's both funny and sad which seem to me to be the two basic ingredients of good comedy.
We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think.