The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
You never know what motivates you.
Only the educated are free.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
It's always too early to quit.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.