Leap, and the net will appear.
Know or listen to those who know.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
If you think you can do it, you can.
Always desire to learn something useful.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
After a storm comes a calm.
Wherever you are - be all there.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.