Who seeks shall find.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
If you think you can do it, you can.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Never complain and never explain.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Leap, and the net will appear.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.