The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Wherever you are - be all there.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
You never know what motivates you.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
It's always too early to quit.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.