Never complain and never explain.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
Know or listen to those who know.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Wherever you are - be all there.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.