Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
Who seeks shall find.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Wherever you are - be all there.
It's always too early to quit.
Only the educated are free.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.