Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
I can, therefore I am.
Know or listen to those who know.
Only the educated are free.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
You never know what motivates you.
Leap, and the net will appear.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.