Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
It's always too early to quit.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
You never know what motivates you.
Who seeks shall find.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Know or listen to those who know.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.