You never know what motivates you.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
If you think you can do it, you can.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
Know or listen to those who know.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.