Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
It's always too early to quit.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Never complain and never explain.
If you think you can do it, you can.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.