Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Leap, and the net will appear.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
You never know what motivates you.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
Only the educated are free.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Know or listen to those who know.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.