Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Know or listen to those who know.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Only the educated are free.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Never complain and never explain.
Well done is better than well said.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.