To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
It's always too early to quit.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Wherever you are - be all there.
Never complain and never explain.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
If you think you can do it, you can.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.