Know or listen to those who know.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
After a storm comes a calm.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Well done is better than well said.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
I can, therefore I am.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.