Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Never complain and never explain.
Wherever you are - be all there.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
After a storm comes a calm.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
It's always too early to quit.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.