You never know what motivates you.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Only the educated are free.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
Know or listen to those who know.
After a storm comes a calm.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.