Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
I can, therefore I am.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
You never know what motivates you.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Only the educated are free.
Never complain and never explain.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.