Always desire to learn something useful.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
I can, therefore I am.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
If you think you can do it, you can.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Wherever you are - be all there.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.