Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Know or listen to those who know.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Only the educated are free.
I can, therefore I am.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
You never know what motivates you.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.