Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Only the educated are free.
Know or listen to those who know.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
It's always too early to quit.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.