It's always too early to quit.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
After a storm comes a calm.
If you think you can do it, you can.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
You never know what motivates you.
I can, therefore I am.
Never complain and never explain.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.