By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Always desire to learn something useful.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
Never complain and never explain.
I can, therefore I am.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.