Know or listen to those who know.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
I can, therefore I am.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Who seeks shall find.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
If you think you can do it, you can.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.