To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
Leap, and the net will appear.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Never complain and never explain.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Who seeks shall find.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
If you think you can do it, you can.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.