I can, therefore I am.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Never complain and never explain.
Well done is better than well said.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.