The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Only the educated are free.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
You never know what motivates you.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.