The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Never complain and never explain.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
Well done is better than well said.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.