Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Well done is better than well said.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Leap, and the net will appear.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.