Never complain and never explain.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Who seeks shall find.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Only the educated are free.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.