Never complain and never explain.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
I can, therefore I am.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.