To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect.

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is.

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.

Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life.