Men marry because they are tired women, because they are curious both are disappointed.

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is.

There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the rich, and that is the poor. The poor can think of nothing else.

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk.

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.

A poet can survive everything but a misprint.

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.