To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.