The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Know or listen to those who know.
Well done is better than well said.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
Always desire to learn something useful.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
If you think you can do it, you can.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.