Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Leap, and the net will appear.
Well done is better than well said.
Only the educated are free.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
Never complain and never explain.
After a storm comes a calm.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.