By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
Leap, and the net will appear.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
Well done is better than well said.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
If you think you can do it, you can.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.