The dog that trots about finds a bone.
After a storm comes a calm.
Leap, and the net will appear.
Well done is better than well said.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
I can, therefore I am.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.