If you've got a talent, protect it.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Well done is better than well said.
I can, therefore I am.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Wherever you are - be all there.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.