It's always too early to quit.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Only the educated are free.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.