Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
Wherever you are - be all there.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Only the educated are free.
Well done is better than well said.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.