The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.