Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Know or listen to those who know.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
You never know what motivates you.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.