If you've got a talent, protect it.
Well done is better than well said.
If you think you can do it, you can.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Never complain and never explain.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
You never know what motivates you.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.