The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
It's always too early to quit.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Know or listen to those who know.
Who seeks shall find.
Only the educated are free.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.