Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
You never know what motivates you.
Well done is better than well said.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Never complain and never explain.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.