The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
You never know what motivates you.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
After a storm comes a calm.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.