Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Know or listen to those who know.
Well done is better than well said.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Who seeks shall find.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Never complain and never explain.
Always desire to learn something useful.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.