Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Never complain and never explain.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Well done is better than well said.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Who seeks shall find.
After a storm comes a calm.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.