If you can dream it, you can do it.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
After a storm comes a calm.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Know or listen to those who know.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.