Either you run the day or the day runs you.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
Who seeks shall find.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
It's always too early to quit.
Only the educated are free.
Well done is better than well said.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.