To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Who seeks shall find.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Only the educated are free.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Leap, and the net will appear.
Know or listen to those who know.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.