Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Wherever you are - be all there.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Always desire to learn something useful.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
It's always too early to quit.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.