You never know what motivates you.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
After a storm comes a calm.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Leap, and the net will appear.
It's always too early to quit.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.