Only the educated are free.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
It's always too early to quit.
Begin to be now what you will be hereafter.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
Leap, and the net will appear.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.