By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
If you think you can do it, you can.
Only the educated are free.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.