The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Never complain and never explain.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Only the educated are free.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Leap, and the net will appear.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.