Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
You never know what motivates you.
To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Only the educated are free.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Know or listen to those who know.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Leap, and the net will appear.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.