Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Never complain and never explain.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Only the educated are free.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.