It's always too early to quit.
After a storm comes a calm.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Never complain and never explain.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Know or listen to those who know.
You never know what motivates you.
I can, therefore I am.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.