Quotes by Larry David
Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
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