Quotes by Kinky Friedman

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.