By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Never complain and never explain.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Only the educated are free.
The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.