Know or listen to those who know.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
I can, therefore I am.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Only the educated are free.
The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.