To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
The dog that trots about finds a bone.
Never complain and never explain.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.