Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
If you think you can do it, you can.
Know or listen to those who know.
Well done is better than well said.
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Who seeks shall find.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.