The wise does at once what the fool does at last.
Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
After a storm comes a calm.
What you do today can improve all your tomorrows.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.