Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Be gentle to all and stern with yourself.
To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
Always desire to learn something useful.
Either you run the day or the day runs you.
Never complain and never explain.
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Only the educated are free.
Know or listen to those who know.
If you've got a talent, protect it.
The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.