Always desire to learn something useful.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
If you think you can do it, you can.
Never complain and never explain.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.
Who seeks shall find.
Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Wherever you are - be all there.
The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.