Quotes by Doug Coupland

I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'

When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture.

It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future or past, either.

The future and eternity are two entirely different things.

A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it.

If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis.

Unhappiness is something we are never taught about we are taught to expect happiness, but never a Plan B to use to use when the happiness doesn't arrive.

It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations.

We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as a tool in helping us understand current changes.

If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope of money at the end of it, it means they really want to be a musician. And if someone is writing now, there is no hope for money at the end of it.