Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.