There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.