Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.