I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.

Men get to be a mixture of the charming mannerisms of the women they have known.

Women rule the world. It's not really worth fighting because they know what they're doing. Ask Napoleon. Ask Adam. Ask Richard Burton or Richie Sambora. Many a man has crumbled.

It is our duty as men and women to proceed as though the limits of our abilities do not exist.

I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.

The strength and power of a country depends absolutely on the quantity of good men and women in it.

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.

All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.

We must make it clear that a platform of 'I hate gay men and women' is not a way to become president of the United States.

The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history.